*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
my #1 turn on is fast downloading
i wish i looked like lana del rey
Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.